road rules
do not follow her to her seat, trying to make eye contact, pretending you just want to give her a church bulletin.
do not walk all the way across the church to give her the "sign of peace" - especially since you're not giving anyone else the "sign of peace."

don't wink while holding out the communion cup to her. how can you wink and say, "the blood of christ," at the same time?
no matter how cute she looks in the sunshine, walking home from church by herself, do not pull your car up alongside asking her if she wants a ride.
and do not yell, "have a good day, gorgeous!" as you drive away. this is not what church is for.

do not walk all the way across the church to give her the "sign of peace" - especially since you're not giving anyone else the "sign of peace."

don't wink while holding out the communion cup to her. how can you wink and say, "the blood of christ," at the same time?
no matter how cute she looks in the sunshine, walking home from church by herself, do not pull your car up alongside asking her if she wants a ride.
and do not yell, "have a good day, gorgeous!" as you drive away. this is not what church is for.






